Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Mark Twain (1835 – 1910)
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman (1906 – 1998)
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
Carl Jung (1875 – 1961)
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain (1835 – 1910)
People are usually more convinced by reasons they discovered themselves than by those found by others.
Blaise Pascal (1623 – 1662)
Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one’s values.
Ayn Rand (1905 – 1982)
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol, morphine or idealism.
Carl Jung (1875 – 1961)
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Mark Twain (1835 – 1910)
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman (1906 – 1998)
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I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 – 1936)
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The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.
Charles Dudley Warner (1829 – 1900)