kelvin x asked:
I want to put some common jokes into a video. Is there an easy way to find out if they are copyright protected or may the paper trail be too long to follow? Thanks.
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Re-thinking Intellectual Property: The Political Economy of Copyright Protection in the …
Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell …
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. – Maryon Pearson
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. – Homer Simpson
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? …
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I’ll never forget the first time we met – although I’ll keep trying.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
Do you still love nature, despite what …
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5and …
Human resources memo
TO: All Employees
FROM: Human Resources
SUBJECT: Foul Language
It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals through out the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may …