Trickia

Today I will post my feelings about two lovely ladies named Elizabeth, no not the queen – for Elizabeth is much more elegant, presentable, and regal, and Fiona, no not Shrek’s wife for she is much too gorgeous and excellent for an ogre, who are the lights of my dark and weary life. They are the grapes to my vines. They are the apples in my pie. They are the straw in my drink. They are the gator in Gatorade. They are the foot in football for without foot it would just be BALL and nobody likes plain balls. They are the quintessential, epitome of kindness and lady-like characteristics. They are the best. I must also mention Nina. Oh what an inspiration she is in my life! Musically and scholastically talented, she is the guide to my tour (idk). But alas, fellow MyLifeIsCrappers, because this blog is about crappy life I find it appropriate to end with a negative comment. I am sitting next to Jeri…MLIC

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